My first Crufts: Wunderdog's view on the world's biggest dog show

Between the grooming and growling Crufts has a lot of heart for dogs as sweet, fun-loving companions – even if it doesn't wear that heart on its sleeve

 Therapy cloud-dog  Ashlee the Keeshond

Therapy cloud-dog Ashlee the Keeshond

I’ve seen the poufy poodles and the dancing collies, the anxious owners and the huge trophies on TV before, of course, but I’ve never visited Crufts. Billed as the world’s greatest (and biggest) dog show, it attracts some 165,000 human visitors, and 22,000 dogs – around 3,500 of them from overseas ­–  compete for the title of “best in show”.

 Fancy walkies from the Southern Golden Retriever Display team (photos, except where credited otherwise: Frosso Miltiadou)

Fancy walkies from the Southern Golden Retriever Display team (photos, except where credited otherwise: Frosso Miltiadou)

 A West Midlands police dog is not going to let this go (photo: Ruth Downing, Rural Pictures Multimedia)

A West Midlands police dog is not going to let this go (photo: Ruth Downing, Rural Pictures Multimedia)

The arena of the four-day event in Birmingham’s NEC was brimming with displays from breed clubs (a magnificent display with perma-smiling golden retrievers), dogs with jobs (German shepherds from West Midlands police had a great time wrestling down would-be criminals) and their artistically-minded dancing dog friends. There was also Scuffts, a smaller competition for mixed-breed dogs, plus agility and flyball trials.

The latter is easily the most action-packed Crufts event, where two relay teams of four dogs each compete in parallel racing lanes to get a ball from a backstop board, against which the dogs jump to turn around and then race back. These events filled the daytime programme, and the evenings were reserved for the fluffy, prancing breeds.

But the arena is just half the Crufts circus. There is a massive exhibition area with some 550 stalls full of dog food, clothes, accessories, toys and all things in between, plus gifts for people who graduated from ‘dog crazy’ to ‘dog mad’ several customised dog sculptures ago. Crufts also hosts stalls that introduce different dog breeds as well as stands by various charities, and the exhibition halls have rings for yet more dog displays, such as “young handlers” and The Kennel Club’s Good Citizen Dog Training arena, where very good dogs show off their very-good-dog skills.

For someone who loves dogs but doesn’t appreciate being blanked by a Yorkie with rollers in his hair, Crufts was a mixed bag. When a breeder barked at my photographer, telling her not to take pictures of his dog while he was grooming him for the competition, it made me wonder if the movie Best in Show was not, in fact, a documentary. (He would have been the guy who couldn’t find busy bee.) The judges for the breeds took their jobs extremely seriously and mostly without a smile, when I would have probably just cuddled each dog. And with some Shiba Inus starting their own little fight club in the grooming area, it did make me wonder why all the aggression when dogs are meant to bring us joy and companionship.

 With The Cinnamon Trust founder Averil Jarvis

With The Cinnamon Trust founder Averil Jarvis

But what we see mainly on the TV is just one aspect of Crufts – and you can find a whole other scene. Throughout the exhibition hall were plenty of guide and therapy dogs, either with their owners or to represent their charities and collect donations. In the arena, with audience stands on three sides, one entire first row was reserved for wheelchair users, many of whom had their support dogs with them. There were also plenty of children – perhaps because we visited on the Saturday – who all looked so excited.

My personal highlights were to meet Averil Jarvis, the founder of The Cinnamon Trust. Since 1985, the nationwide charity has been looking after the pets of people in the last stage of their lives, to take the worry away of what will happen to the pet when the owner passes away. The 15,000 volunteers also walk the dogs of owners who are housebound or foster the dogs of owners who have to go into hospital. The Cinnamon Trust needs more volunteers, and I hope to become one of them.

The other highlight – a more light-hearted aspect of being with dogs – was the Dynamic Dolphins flyball team. Of the four competing dogs, one got his ball during the test and then decided to flirt with the audience instead of rushing back to his people. Another made it into the stands for a victory lap, because not only did these dogs have the most fun – they also won.

While the air of Best in Show but without the comedy was expected, you can find dogs that just want to have fun at Crufts. And even though the emotional support we get from dogs is not explicitly celebrated at Crufts, you can find a lot of that love. Visit the stalls with the amazing cause instead of the tacky dog sculptures, and if that Yorkie blanks you too, ask to cuddle a therapy dog. 

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